Tuesday, February 5, 2008

McCain cock blocks Romney

Picture this:
You're in a two person race for the presidency, with a slobbering dimwit trying to keep up with the big boys, still thinking he's got a shot, but really doesn't have a shot in purgatory (take that ya religious nut). So if you're a supporter of said presidential candidate and you find yourself coming in a distant third to your closest rival and that delusional moron, what do you do? You throw your votes to the moron, keeping your rival from winning. Which is exactly what happened today in West Virginia.

Because they hold a convention instead of a caucus or primary, WV actually had multiple votes today. In the first, Romney came out ahead, with Nutabee a close second. Since he didn't have the majority the first time around, they voted again. Which is when McCain supporters threw their support behind Mike, ensuring that Romney didn't get the 18 delegates, in the biggest cock block of the still new year (that ass from Saturday night comes in a close second though).

What does this mean? Absolutely nothing. It's still a two person race. All the Huck can do at this point is see which of the other two is willing to give him more when he drops out and persuades his delegates where to go. That, and how many times does the opportunity to use the phrase "cock block" in a headline come up without it being pervy? Some opportunities are too good to pass up.

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